Why did Tessa cross the road?
To find YO FUCKIN ASS AT A PARTY
Hardy har har
I have an infection
It’s called one direction
They’re on TV
And they don’t know me
But I will steal their perfection
Does anyone else bite the corners off their pizza rolls before eating them? Cause I do 💩
DO U KNOW WHAT THOS MEANSSSS?!!
Do u ever wake up in the morning and go to the bathroom
Then I start to poop
And ur like
Oh shit I wasn’t ready for this
Harry said in this is us that he knew he wanted to entertain people
entertain people? ENTERTAIN PEOPLE?!
hell if you call loss of breath, fangirling and obsessing over which band member is dating who entertainment
then we need to fix some problems with this planet
i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs
You can’t lay on ur stomach anymore